Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
