i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just googled if crying burns calories
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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