I wish i was in the wii world.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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