spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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