i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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