Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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