So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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