Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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