problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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