Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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