we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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