If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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