Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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