I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
