her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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third nipple confirmed
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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