last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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