it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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