There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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