Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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