apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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