I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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