I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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