I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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