what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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