everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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