Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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