Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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