it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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