Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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