idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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