You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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