She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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