i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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