glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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