I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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