the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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