The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The beer is more important than you right now.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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