O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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