That's intense
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
try to milk me bitch
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