You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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