she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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