Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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