all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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