Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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