Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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