Walk of Shame. In a state park.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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