she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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