Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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