I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize