Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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