Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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