um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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