do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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