i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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