Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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