its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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