Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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