so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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