Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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