Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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