And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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